He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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