chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Farmville is her only friend.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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