so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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