Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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