You really coming over, don't trick.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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