I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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