So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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