the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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