On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize