is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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