I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he fucked my hip out of place.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
pray to the hookup gods
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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