tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I just found puke in my bra..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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