my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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