Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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