I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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