That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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