Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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