You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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