And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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