yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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