fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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