Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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