I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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