i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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