Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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