respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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