I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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