Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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