I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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