I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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