? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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