Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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