no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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