Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i drank out of a bidet.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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