susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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