My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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