we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dick very happy bro
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
The adults are the big ones right?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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