So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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