Betty ford says i'm here all night
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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