so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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