I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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