What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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