he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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