Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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