it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She's the barista slut.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I would fuck him just for his dog