suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD