Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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