I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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