I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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