I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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