Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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