I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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