i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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