well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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