never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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