May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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