dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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