I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other