We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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