I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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